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Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
β Louis C. K.

Wisdom for Every Moment
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Here comes 40. I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Chrysler builds great cars.
There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars.
The automobile, both a cause and an effect of this decentralization, is ideally suited for our vast landscape and our generally confused and contrary commuting patterns.
I've always had an inquisitive mind about everything from flowers to television sets to motor cars. Always pulled them apart - couldn't put 'em back, but always extremely interested in how things work.
In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!
The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.
People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you're like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers.
Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars, it seems. When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.
It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
The cars we drive say a lot about us.
We aren't addicted to oil, but our cars are.
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.
I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.
You're safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.
Why did they keep changing guitars and amplifiers when they were perfect? They did the same things with cars, if you ask me. They forgot how to make them right, because they focused on style and bells and whistles.
My opinion is it's a bridge too far to go to fully autonomous cars.
Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition all along.
Electric cars aren't pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere.
Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.
I love fast cars... and to go too fast in them.
Consider what kind of car you get. Buy cars and other products that have the least impact environmentally.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Tesla is becoming a real car company.
I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car.
People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby.
Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.
Tesla is here to stay and keep fighting for the electric car revolution.
In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car.
Fast cars are my only vice.
I don't like new cars; I'm into vintage cars - there's a Jaguar E-Type in the 'Goldie' video.
When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.
It's not just the kid who's spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars, it's also the person driving around in a fuel-conscious hybrid electric car, because it's more a message to the world than an effective means of saving fuel, to be quite honest.
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.
I drove 3,500 miles this summer on our family holiday, we drove across 10 countries. I have driven across the United States four times. I love cars, I love being in cars, I think so do most people. I want to help and support those people who have that same kind of enthusiasm for driving that I have.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
I always do like seeing other people dance in their cars. It's one of the things that makes me happy.
My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost his touch. That it was the cars and not the drivers. I wanted to race just to prove all those people wrong.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.