J. P. Donleavy

“When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health, you worry about getting rupture or something. If everything is simply jake then you're frightened of death.”

“All I wantMy neck.”

“Rid the mind of knowledge when looking for pleasure. Or start thinking and find a lot of pain.”

“I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.”

“Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.”

“On Being Old. It's not nice but take comfort that you won't stay that way for ever.”

“The inhabitants will always see both sides of an argument so long as it can result in a fight.”