Nadine Dorries

“My blog is 70% fiction and 30% fact. It is written as a tool to enable my constituents to know me better and to reassure them of my commitment to Mid Bedfordshire. I rely heavily on poetic licence and frequently replace one place name/event/fact with another.”

“Two posh boys who don't know the price of milk”

“Gay marriage is a policy which has been pursued by the metro elite gay activists and needs to be put into the same bin [as reform of the House of Lords].”

“Be seen within a mile of my daughters and I will nail your balls to the floor... using your own front teeth. Do you get that?”