Rabbits

“Does anyone know an effective way of keeping rabbits out of a garden that does not involve building a fence? I have tried that already, but the rabbit will not sit still long enough for me to get the fence all the way around him.”

“Donnie Darko:  Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?Frank:  Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”

“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.”

“A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.  The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"  And the rabbit says, "No."  So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.”

“If you give a rabbit a carrot with the green top still on it, it will disregard the carrot part and eat just the top. It'll be like, "What's this orange shit?"”