Zach Galifianakis

“When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.”

“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”

“I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.”

“I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.”

“I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.”

“That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?”

“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”

“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”

“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”

“I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.”

“As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.”

“I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.”

“I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.”