G. Gordon Liddy

“Obviously, crime pays, or there'd be no crime.”

“Now if the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms comes to disarm you and they are bearing arms, resist them with arms. Go for a head shot; they're going to be wearing bulletproof vests. … They've got a big target on there, ATF. Don't shoot at that, because they've got a vest on underneath that. Head shots, head shots.... Kill the sons of bitches.”

“If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.”

“A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.”

“Suffering. That was the key.”

“Environmentalism is a form of pagan fundamentalism. These green wackos are fanatics like al-Quaida. Just like them.”

“If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.”